Alien haemorroid found in sewer
Nobody really knows what this is, so it's fair to call it an alien. A giant, haemorroidy alien living in a sewer.
Wife can't be bothered to cut husband's sandwich properly
A frustrated Australian man has used his Facebook account to complain about his wife's declining domestic skills.
Chinese farmer and the future of submarines
A peasant with a primary school education has built a deadly, one-man submarine... and it works.
Jeremy Clarkson - Australia... pointless
He really should be writing about Australia's immigration policy. But sadly, there's a cheeky bird that's just landed on his gatepost out the window. 0 comments
Charlie Brooker - MacTwats
It's old, but Brooker's serve back to pompous Mac idiots is just so good, it's worth repeating. 0 comments