Alien haemorroid found in sewer
Nobody really knows what this is, so it's fair to call it an alien. A giant, haemorroidy alien living in a sewer.
Teenager hit by meteor. Ite
A German teenager has been hit by a METEORITE.
They're big, suckery and eat whales. And if we could vote for them, they'd be running the country. Meet the Giant Squids... 5 comments
