USA

Bush wipes hand on Clinton

FORMER US president George W Bush wasn't taking any chances while meeting the local in Haiti, but he certainly wasn't missing any opportunities either.

Arnie's joke to 'girlie men' a bit of a balls-up

California State Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger has sent a lawmakers a sculpture of bull's testicles in a message intended to encourage them to show some courage.

Sex doll bears passing resemblance to Sarah Palin

This is not a Sarah Palin sex doll, so there's no way you can indulge any perverted political fantasies with the possible future vice-president of the world. Repeat - this is in no way a Sarah Palin sex doll.