 Waterworld ... deserved better reviews.
June 25, 2009 11:42 PM
Pirate-hunting Cruise
File under Cool.
Did we say Cool? We mean Tsk Tsk For Shame.
Because for just $7000 a Russian company is offering pirate-hunting cruises.
On board your own luxury liner, you'll cruise the calm waters from Djibouti in Somalia to Mombasa in Kenya at a leisurely five nautical miles an hour.
With any luck, you'll present as a juicy target for raiders and won't they get a surprise when you launch into them with an array of machine guns, rocket launchers and grenades.
Yes, you're allowed to murder someone. You're even protected by special forces troops in case things get a little too hairy.
For something a little more personal, an extra $10-$15 a day will get you an AK-47 and 100 bullets.
Yo ho bloody ho!*
* Meeja.com.au does not condone violence of any sort against people.*
* Except pirates.
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