President hit by monkey urine
In the first instance of a monkey urinating on a president, a monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda today.
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 Monkeys ... at their funniest when urinating on political figures
June 25, 2009 6:32 AM
Money Urinates
In the first instance of a monkey urinating on a president, a monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda today.
Fortunately for Banda, it was at a news conference with many journalists watching.
"You have urinated on my jacket," he said to the monkey above him in a tree.
The monkey maintained a dignified silence while masturbating.
Mr Banda said it was possible the urinatory act may have been "a blessing".
However, his hopes were soon dashed after the incident inflicted a savage flurry of puns on the world.
"Zambia leader hit by 'press leak'" and "Zambia's President Rupiah Banda 'pee-ved'" were among the worst offenders.
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