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Meeja: Charlie Brooker - MacTwats

Charlie Brooker - MacTwats

Charlie Brooker sends a serve back to pompous Mac idiots.

Here's the best bits


"I hate Macs. I have always hated Macs. I hate people who use Macs. I even hate people who don't use Macs but sometimes wish they did...

"Macs are glorified Fisher-Price activity centres for adults; computers for scaredy cats too nervous to learn how proper computers work; computers for people who earnestly believe in feng shui...

"Losing that second mouse button feels like losing a limb. If the ads were really honest, Webb would be standing there with one arm, struggling to open a packet of peanuts while Mitchell effortlessly tore his apart with both hands...

"The only way to have fun with a Mac is to poke its insufferable owner in the eye..."

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