With more than 23 members, the Meeja Club is rapidly gaining minor cult status as the place to be seen talking about Giant Squids while pretending you're really interested in Serious News. It's the interweb's Viper Room without the celebrity-killing speedballs, although you'll definitely hear about it here if they knock off a mediocre rock star or actor with everything to gain from an untimely, tragic death.

Feel free to mooch around, post non-defamatory comments, load a personality-defining thumbnail and link to odd stories on more comprehensive websites than Meeja. Then we'll rewrite them and post them on Meeja as though we really paid for them.

Okay, so it's not much, but for the moment it gives you exclusive rights to:

*Provide essential demographic details for our advertisers
*Not muck about signing in for your Right To Comment
*Achieve instant fame as a Meeja Mouth ranter
*Take on an amusing moniker to hide behind
*Message other MC members like a poor man's Facebook
*Post a thumbnail pic and speak in a nifty caption box; and
*Tell your friends you're a Meeja Club member

There'll be more benefits later. Promise.
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