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<title><![CDATA[Meeja: Animals Behaving Badly]]></title>
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<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 21:43:02 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Claim donkey was 'forced' to parasail]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=556</link>
<description><![CDATA[RUSSIAN police have been asked to investigate a rare case of a donkey being forced to parasail.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 16:38:47 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Aussies think Money Tree too good to be true]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=552</link>
<description><![CDATA[HUNDREDS of Australians couldn't believe their eyes when they saw a tree in the middle of Sydney sprouting $5 notes.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 16:59:09 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Jellyfish baptised 'City of Gonads']]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=550</link>
<description><![CDATA[SCIENTIST says jellyfish loaded with gonads is the most exciting thing she's ever seen.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 06 May 2010 16:57:09 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man dies after eel inserted anally by joker friends]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=549</link>
<description><![CDATA[A man has died after an eel that was inserted into his rectum gnawed away at his bowels, causing agonising injuries which were eventually fatal.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 06:37:15 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Lorry driver thinks he might have hit something back there]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=543</link>
<description><![CDATA[FOOTAGE has emerged of a lorry hurtling down the UK's A1 motorway at 100kmh with a Renault Clio stuck on its bumper.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Mar 2010 06:54:08 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[People pay to hunt pirates. Well, shoot pirates in relative safety.]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=528</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Russian cruise company is arming passengers with rocket launchers so they can go hunting pirates.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 23:42:17 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Free beer flows as insults fly at bar staff]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=521</link>
<description><![CDATA[Feel free to vent at staff in this Spanish bar - it might even get you a free drink.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jun 2009 15:28:07 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Stinkhorn officially world's rudest mushroom]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=515</link>
<description><![CDATA[A new mushroom species found growing on an African island looks like a knob.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 16 Jun 2009 16:29:37 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[The 12 weirdest things ever eaten by dogs]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=512</link>
<description><![CDATA[Rocks, cocaine... other dogs. They're dumb, but happy, and their capacity for eating the indigestible has amazed veterinarians ever since the x-ray was invented.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Jun 2009 20:06:42 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man sues mother for lost finger]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=505</link>
<description><![CDATA[A US man has successfully sued his own mother for causing him to cut off his finger by telling him his lunch was ready.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jun 2009 09:38:41 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Cops fear copycat killer killing cats]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=504</link>
<description><![CDATA[Someone, or something, is killing Florida's cats.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:13:47 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man loses hand in gripping tug-of-war battle]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=502</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Chinese man has put his body on the line to win a tug-of-war, after his hand was ripped from his wrist.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:18:08 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Tall man cut short for funeral]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=501</link>
<description><![CDATA[A US funeral home worker used an electric saw to cut the legs off a tall man so he would fit in a coffin.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jun 2009 14:16:01 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Herpes, obesity, stress killing off zoo elephants early]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=498</link>
<description><![CDATA[Zoo life can be deadly for elephants, researchers concluded in a study that found wild elephants live nearly four times longer than their captive sisters.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:12:40 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Woman loses hearing after passionate kiss]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=496</link>
<description><![CDATA[A young woman in southern China has partially lost her hearing after her boyfriend ruptured her eardrum during an excessively passionate kiss.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 08 Dec 2008 21:40:52 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Dutch go cool on magic mushrooms]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=482</link>
<description><![CDATA[The Netherlands will ban the sale and cultivation of all magic mushrooms from next week, the latest target of a country seeking to shed its "anything goes" image.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 29 Nov 2008 21:47:30 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Seven days' jail for wearing kangaroo t-shirts]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=478</link>
<description><![CDATA[Three Singaporeans were jailed on Thursday after being charged with contempt of court for showing up at Singapore's Supreme Court wearing T-shirts depicting kangaroos in judges robes.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:57:19 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Schoolboy crashes teacher's car for revenge]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=476</link>
<description><![CDATA["Hans had made the step up to Third Year and tried hard, showing himself to be a capable, if unremarkable student. Unfortunately, as he crashed my car, I'm going to have to fail him. In everything."]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 28 Nov 2008 13:51:22 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Eight-course feast of dog awaits S Korean delegates]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=474</link>
<description><![CDATA[With a quick vote, it was decided that a delegation of 21 South Koreans visiting Pyongyang this month would be having an extravagant lunch where all of the eight courses would be a dog meat delicacy.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:16:14 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Panda attacks Chinese man who wanted a cuddle]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=466</link>
<description><![CDATA[A panda at a zoo in southern China attacked a student who snuck into its pen hoping for a cuddle with the endangered bear.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sun, 23 Nov 2008 21:53:19 +1100</pubDate>
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