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<pubDate>Sat, 31 Jul 2010 21:43:02 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Thundercats author Stephen Perry's severed arm found in blood-soaked van]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=551</link>
<description><![CDATA[POLICE have found the severed arm of the guy that wrote Thundercats.]]></description>
<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 22:30:21 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Wife can't be bothered to cut husband's sandwich properly]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=542</link>
<description><![CDATA[A frustrated Australian man has used his Facebook account to complain about his wife's declining domestic skills.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 20 Jan 2010 11:09:18 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man's-Head Soup proves remedy too far]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=530</link>
<description><![CDATA[A Chinese couple were so desperate to help their mentally ill daughter that they resorting to an ancient remedy which unfortunately called for the head of someone else.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 30 Jun 2009 06:35:25 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[President hit by monkey urine]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=527</link>
<description><![CDATA[In the first instance of a monkey urinating on a president, a monkey urinated on Zambian President Rupiah Banda today.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jun 2009 06:32:58 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Russian fits car with disturbingly wooden wheels]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=526</link>
<description><![CDATA[Possibly the worst development in automotive history. No, make that definitely the worst. Who said poverty wasn't funny?]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Jun 2009 16:31:39 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man violently beaten to death with banjo]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=523</link>
<description><![CDATA[A 69-year-old man has been beaten to death with a banjo.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 22 Jun 2009 15:58:13 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Free pizza for life; jail for six years]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=519</link>
<description><![CDATA[A man who was promised free pizza for life if he burnt down a rival pizza shop has got more than he bargained for.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 15:16:11 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Man pretends to be own mom for six years]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=517</link>
<description><![CDATA[A NEW YORK man who "breathed his mom's last breath" six years ago has become the very same, er, woman.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 18 Jun 2009 06:44:46 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[One heart not enough for transplant teen]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=509</link>
<description><![CDATA[A TEENAGE heart transplant patient is in jail after plotting to cut another man's heart out.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jun 2009 16:28:36 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[World's worst Xmas gifts unveiled]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=485</link>
<description><![CDATA[Short of gift ideas for someone you hate? Then how about a Wealth Distribution Holiday Ornament hanging on their tree where a real ornament once hung?]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 19:10:03 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Russian police get six-wheeled mechanical insanity]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=455</link>
<description><![CDATA[The chances of Russian criminals outrunning the law have slimmed considerably following the introduction of this six-wheeled mechanical insanity into the Russian police force ranks.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 19 Nov 2008 09:33:03 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Tourists charged $204 for four samosas]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=451</link>
<description><![CDATA[A stall owner in New Delhi last week told a foreign couple his "special" samosas cost more because they were made of herbs and had aphrodisiac qualities... about $203.60 more.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 17 Nov 2008 21:46:39 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Armless man steals 24-inch TV from store]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=431</link>
<description><![CDATA[Police in Germany are calling for anyone who witnessed an armless man walking down the streets of Munich with a 24-inch TV strapped to his body to come forward.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 07:06:50 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Severed heads arrive in icebox at police station]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=375</link>
<description><![CDATA[The severed heads of four men have been delivered by a courier service to a police station in northern Mexico, in an icebox marked as containing vaccines.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 23 Oct 2008 12:52:32 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Meat is the new gold as hard times hit]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=361</link>
<description><![CDATA[British shops have begun security tagging choice pieces of meat in anticipation of increased flesh food shoplifting as a result of the worldwide financial crisis.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:49:30 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Jamaican police investigate theft of beach]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=359</link>
<description><![CDATA[Thieves may have knocked off an entire beach in Jamaica, after more than 500 tonnes of sand were discovered missing from a planned resort development at Coral Spring Beach on the island's north coast.]]></description>
<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 10:26:17 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Gomorra author books concrete boot fitting]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=347</link>
<description><![CDATA[...is this man dead, dead, dead. He's Roberto Saviano, author of the best-selling novel Gomorra, which has been made into a hit movie about mafia brutality. And is looking increasingly like becoming a hit documentary.]]></description>
<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 22:18:12 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Police send 50,000 Taser volts through sheep]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=326</link>
<description><![CDATA[It is usually used to subdue violent criminals, but a runaway ram was given a shock when police turned a 50,000-volt stun gun on it for the crime of blocking a road in North Wales.]]></description>
<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 23:34:58 +1100</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Bungling Bosnian bank robbers miss the booty]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=275</link>
<description><![CDATA[In one of the shortest stories ever to grace Meeja, thieves mistakenly took away an empty safe during a bank robbery on Thursday in a Bosnian village. But there's more crime inside... promise.]]></description>
<pubDate>Fri, 26 Sep 2008 08:19:10 +1000</pubDate>
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<title><![CDATA[Da Vinci Code inspiration for Italy priest stabber]]></title>
<link>http://www.meeja.com.au/index.php?display_article_id=265</link>
<description><![CDATA[A 25-year-old man who tried to kill a priest by stabbing him in a Rome church has told police that he did so after the watching the film The Da Vinci Code and believing himself to be the anti-Christ.]]></description>
<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:33:16 +1000</pubDate>
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